Don't Let Your Dream Vacation Turn Into a Nightmare: Why Your Excursion Choices Matter
- Mr Tumbili
- Jul 24
- 4 min read

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to tackle a topic that's near and dear to my travel-loving heart (and should be to yours too!): how you book your excursions, find guides, and generally navigate the wild world of vacation activities.
You know how it goes: you spend countless hours agonizing over the perfect hotel, scouring flight deals, and meticulously planning every aspect of your dream getaway. You invest serious time and money into making sure your accommodation is just right and your flights are seamless. And then... what happens?
A surprising number of you decide to wing it when it comes to excursions, finding guides, and booking adventures with complete strangers you've met on a Facebook group or, even wilder, right there on the beach!
The Not-So-Glamorous Truth About Unauthorized Operators
Here’s the deal: using unauthorized guides and companies? It's illegal. Now, I know what you might be thinking: "Who cares about a little legality when I'm on vacation?" But trust me, there are a whole lot of reasons why you absolutely should care.
Let's break down why going rogue for your excursions might save you a few bucks upfront but cost you a whole lot more in the long run.
Why Do Professional Agencies and Hotels Cost More?
You might balk at the price difference between that random guy on the beach and booking through your hotel or a reputable travel agency. And yeah, it's true, it often is more expensive. But have you ever stopped to think about why?
It often comes down to:
Safety and Quality: Do you really want to be on a boat that looks like it's held together with duct tape and a prayer? Professional companies invest in proper equipment—think seaworthy boats, captains that actually know what they are doing (and can even swim if something happens), well-maintained vehicles, and actual life vests. Their drivers have real driver's licenses and actual training. These folks are in the business of ensuring you have a great, safe experience.
Accountability: If something goes wrong with an authorized tour, there's a company to hold accountable. They want you to have a great time and will usually go the extra mile to ensure your satisfaction. Can you say the same for someone you just met five minutes ago? Or messaged on WhatsApp or Messenger, and suddenly stopped answering you?
Legitimacy and Responsibility: Here’s the big one. Those "higher" prices? They often cover insurance, taxes, and licensing fees. These are the costs of operating a legitimate business, providing jobs, and contributing to the local economy in a sustainable way.
Do you really want to support those who are skirting these essential requirements? By supporting the illegal economy, you're not just potentially putting yourself at risk; you're also making it harder for the honest, law-abiding locals to make a decent livelihood. And if you are cheated, if services aren't delivered, or if your belongings go missing, don't expect any help. You've stepped outside the bounds of legitimate business, and frankly, you're on your own.
The "Expert" Expats and Social Media Shenanigans
Then there are the expats. Many are genuinely lovely people, but some are trying to cash in by offering "guided tours," claiming their long residency makes them expert guides. Now, while living somewhere for a long time can certainly give you local insights, does it automatically make you a super guide with all the necessary licenses, insurance, and professional know-how? Probably not. The vast majority of these individuals are operating illegally, without the proper permits to sell tours or any related services. Ask them to see their registration documents and the dialogue normally changes...
And let's talk about social media groups. While they can be great for recommendations and sharing travel tips, they are NOT the place to plan and book your entire trip and your excursions. Here's a huge warning sign: if someone is constantly spamming every post in these groups trying to drum up business, chances are they're not a legitimate, authorized professional. Real businesses don't need to resort to constant, unsolicited advertising in public forums to get customers.
Oh, and those glowing "reviews" you see in these groups? Be incredibly skeptical. Many people are offered free or heavily discounted excursions in exchange for a fantastic write-up. You have no real idea why a person or company is being recommended unless it's from someone you personally know and trust implicitly.
Key Things to Remember for a Smooth Trip
To save yourself a whole lot of grief (and potential disaster) on your next vacation, keep these crucial tips in mind:
Do NOT pay upfront for excursions with unknown individuals or companies. A legitimate business will have clear payment terms, and often a deposit is sufficient.
NEVER share personal documents (like your passport or ID) with anyone online who is offering tours or services. This is a massive red flag.
Do NOT buy anything from "beach boys" or random people you happen to meet during your stay who are trying to sell you tours.
ALWAYS check and ask to see proof that they have a real, valid license to operate tours and guiding services. If they hem and haw, walk away.
The Ultimate Vacation Question
This isn't just about Zanzibar, or any specific destination for that matter. It's a question you should ask yourself for any vacation:
Do you really want to kick off your much-anticipated vacation by risking a terrible experience just to save a few dollars?
Seriously. You've worked hard for this trip. Save yourself a ton of potential headaches and stress by arranging your excursions and activities beforehand with your hotel or a reputable, licensed travel company. That way, you can use all your precious time on the island to truly enjoy and relax, not trying to solve one frustrating issue after another.
Karibu Zanzibar!